peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

(Source: papa-erwin)

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

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real-faker:

megabarker:

mypatronusisrorypond:

Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!

Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable

I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did

ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH

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girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you

(Source: georgetakei)

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fandomsdoitbetter:

THIS FUELED MY NIGHTMARES AS A CHILD

(Source: youtube.com)

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Teenage Boys Dump Bodily Fluids Over Autistic Boy Who Thought He Was Doing The ALS Challenge

naomidorikawa:

i literally can’t describe my anger right now

OKAY WHERE ARE THOSE MORONS?! As an autistic person myself, this just… Ugh, I really freaking HATE people sometimes! Just because we’re a LITTLE different from others doesn’t mean that egg brains like those kids can treat us with such disrespect for no reason!

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rikki-tikki-tavros:

amperehope:

Imagine your OTP sharing a candlelight dinner.

With Equius.

image

D —> so what are you guys going to order

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celestialtoxophilite:

Do you ever like

Have one of those moments when you just stop and wonder

OH MY GOD

what am I doing? 

I had like…ten of those moments while making this video. 

Credits
Karkat: Case 
Terezi: Me
The Art: Spacey!!! 
The Music: Let’s get it on as remixed by Lord Finesse

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i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

and they say homosexuality is sin.

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evasives:

people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh

I swear, as much as I hate to say this, I consider 75% of the men on earth to be total PIGS.

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I’ve been thinking…

I wonder if I should make a homestuck fanfic based off of the Broadway Musical, **Bye Bye Birdie**. I already have the majority of the cast picked out, so I might get started on it soon.

Albert - Karkat,
Rosie - Terezi,
Conrad Birdie - Dave,
Kim - Jade,
Hugo - Tavros,
Mae - The Condescension,
Ursula - Calliope

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